Flip flops are not optional

Well the new dress code with my district have proved, flip flops are not optional. We are to dress professional. Well let me tell you what dressing professional means, I am supposed to run up and down the hill in heels. What happened here is irreversible damage to my feet. I have blisters, sores and blood in places that I did not think were possible. I have now resorted to borrowing my mothers shoes...I might have to make a visit to Dr. McDreamy (Her Orthopedist). I guess it wouldn't be that bad.