Millard Days...

A tradition...

Hunted and hunted

For that pesky gingerbread man all week. This is his hanging at school.

All their idea...

One is vacuuming. One is dusting. Fine by me cause I am not doing it.

A real shiner...

Hope they don't call CPS. This happened out of my care :).

First

Day of Third Grade and Preschool!!

What not to do...

Here is what not to do when you are 8 months pregnant. Slam your finger in a door, okay shit it completely, and have a hole drilled to release the pain. All with no drugs. Gotta love pregnancy.

Hospital Visit...

Well we had a sibling class at the hospital today and needless to say this little man is not ready for this.

He didn't want to hold the "Baby" (okay it was fake). Didn't want to look in the nursery. Didn't want to listen to the teacher. He did want to climb all over, turn on and off the fireplace (which WTF it was on in August I don't know), eat the treats, drink the juice, run away from me, discover the Nourishment Room (which thanks a fucking lot lady, now he won't do anything at the hospital except eat popsicles, ice cream and cookies), and ask the teacher when it was over. He did enjoy making a bib for the baby, he said this is really nice of me. Yeah pin a rose on your nose. So I figure in 7 1/2 weeks he is going to have a rude awakening and I don't quite know what to do about it.

Shopping

This should scare all. He was out of control. Look out hyvee shoppers.

Swimming

And Popsicles.

Name

I wrote my name...so big!

Teaching

Porter to write his name.